Hello my darlings, do we remember that amazing dress Lupita
wore to the Oscars? That one that made me say she needs to visit the gym? Yes that
one.
So I have good news and bad news for you. I would just list
them in the order they took place.
First news is that it’s covered with 6000 natural white
pearls and of course it’s valued at $150,000.
Bad news is that it was stolen from the London hotel in West
Hollywood, where Lupita was lodged at the time.
Good news is that the thief has returned it
But this last part of the story, I’m not sure if it’s good
news or just a bad belle gbeborun thief trying to anonymously make news. So I will
call it ‘unclassified bad news”
The thief claims that the dress is worthless and the pearls
are fake.
Gbeborun is the Yoruba
word for gossip
Bad belle is the
Nigerian colloquial term for a jealous person
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